I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn’t the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.
“So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction…”
Fuck NBC.
He goes on to finish up with:
Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it’s always been that way.
Yours,
ConanClass act, all the way.
Absolutely. Though his jabs at NBC in his monologue last night were damn sharp, they were incredibly hilarious.
I hope NBC chokes on it.